Here are the quotes of the Sheriff.
| Action | Quote | Sound |
|---|---|---|
| Added to roster | Ah, revenge. | |
| Removed from roster | Idiot. | |
| Prepares for siege | Another poor fool is about to lose his home. | |
| Taunt 1 | Oh well, if it isn't the great warrior himself. En garde! | |
| Taunt 2 | Are you a man or a mouse? I don't know why I asked the question... Prepare to squeak! | |
| Taunt 3 | Your days of glory are at an end. Prepare for a bit of humble pie! | |
| Taunt 4 | Long live the future king! Oh, that's me, by the way. | |
| Deflects player's attack | Ah, sweet victory. Want to give in now? | |
| Player's buildings are destroyed | Another glorious triumph from my honourable lads. What do you think? | |
| Defeats player | Haha, what a player. Try someone simpler next time! | |
| Defeats another lord | Another annoying fool gets his ascending orders. | |
| Player deflects attack | Blast and thunder! You ask for a simple task to be done, and what you get?! | |
| Player destroys buildings | Hey, that's my castle you're destroying! Go away. | |
| Player closes with an army | Erm... why don't you go and play with someone else? | |
| Panicking | Oh, running out of cash again... Fetch me the tax collector. | |
| Defeated | Lost again... | |
| Requires goods | Ally! Couldn't send me some goods, could you? | |
| Sends goods | My generosity will be the death of me. | |
| Receives goods | Great! Thanks for the goods. | |
| Refuses to supply | I'm the Sheriff, not Father Christmas! Buzz off. | |
| Agrees to attack | If I must... | |
| Refuses to attack (casual) | No. Do your own dirty work. | |
| Refuses to attack (besieged) | Oh, what a great idea! I don't think so. | |
| Requests help | Help, I'm surrounded! No really, HELP! | |
| Sends help | I've sent some troops to rescue you. They're my best ones, honest. | |
| Refuses to help (casual) | Need rescuing, do we? Sorry. | |
| Refuses to help (besieged) | Do I look like I can help you? | |
| Predicts victory as ally | Looks like we're about to win ourselves some sand. Fantastic! | |
| Predicts defeat as ally | Play a little harder, can't you? Dying is not one of my strong points. | |
| Kills common enemy | That's how to do it. Watch and learn! | |
| Player kills common enemy | Super! You've killed someone. | |
| Falls as ally | Oops! Well, I'm off, watch yourself. He'll need it. |