Here are the quotes of The Wazir.
| Action | Quote | Sound |
|---|---|---|
| Added to roster | Yes! | |
| Removed from roster | Argh! | |
| Prepares for siege | Stone will crumble, the desert will run arid, our enemy's stronghold will fall before nightfall! | |
| Taunt 1 | May the sun bake your blood and the wind blind your eyes! | |
| Taunt 2 | Hear the desert's call! It sings of your destruction. | |
| Taunt 3 | I will strike you down. | |
| Taunt 4 | Your destruction has long been foretold, and its time has now come. | |
| Deflects player's attack | A mighty victory! Your fate reveals itself. | |
| Player's buildings are destroyed | Once more, my men lay waste to your monuments! | |
| Close to victory | Ahahahahah! None will stand in the shadow of the Wazir! Certainly not you, anyway. | |
| Defeats player | They fall like flies in the face of one true army! | |
| Player deflects attack | My warriors have failed me! Arrrgh! | |
| Player destroys buildings | Leave my castle alone, you wretched tin-man! | |
| Player closes with an army | Disperse your troops! What are they doing here outside my castle? | |
| Panicking | We are weak, we will be strong. | |
| Defeated | This was not foretold. I should not die, no! | |
| Requires goods | Send me these goods. | |
| Sends goods | Here are your goods. Do not waste them. | |
| Receives goods | Your goods arrived. | |
| Refuses to supply | I have no goods to spare for you. | |
| Agrees to attack | You better be right! | |
| Refuses to attack (casual) | Not until I judge the time will be right before I will attack. | |
| Refuses to attack (besieged) | Do not ask me to attack! It would be certain death and you know it! | |
| Requests help | The forces of darkness arranged before me. Ride swiftly to my rescue! | |
| Sends help | My warriors rush to your aid, little boy. | |
| Refuses to help (casual) | So now you are begging me for help... (spits) Don't waste your breath. | |
| Refuses to help (besieged) | I cannot help! Get yourself out of trouble. | |
| Predicts victory as ally | Not long to wait before we shall rule this desert! | |
| Predicts defeat as ally | You fight like a lame camel! You are losing me this war! | |
| Kills common enemy | Another falls before me while you, my ally, look on as usual. | |
| Player kills common enemy | You have killed one of our enemies. Next time leave them to me! | |
| Falls as ally | Slain. What hope for you now? None. |